ANNOYING PEOPLE- STOP YOUR FAKE SHIT

Does this sound familiar; do you have one of those friends that acts more like your mother then a friend? God I hate that. How about those people who watch John Stewart as if he were a religion. Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen his show and I think it’s funny, but to live and breath it is ridiculous. Like somehow it makes you smarter by watching him make fun of some stupid politician, great, funny. Like you’re in some special smart club now, good for you dumbass. How about the friend that spends all there free time on the computer, what the fuck… GET OUT SIDE AND GET A LIFE. Or even better yet, stay on the computer excessively and ignore your “Real family- “Personal” friendships only have friends you can type to. Fucking looser. Stay there in Fantasy land – were you can hide and type whatever silly stupid crap you make up, or want someone to think you are. If you computer junkie loser’s would get off you ass – you kids, partners, real friend may start to recognize you. Oh, by the way, just so you know – just because you know how to use a computer, it does not increase you IQ; IT SHRINKS THE SHIT OUT OF IT. Those Lesbian fake bitches with any kind of college degree, you’re the worst snobby bitches on the planet. You think your all that and a bag of chips, you know who you are. Most of you are Classist elite hiding behind your same boring short hair cuts, calling yourselves feminist, watching you politically funny show. Your fake plastic BORING cut out cardboard pieces. That’s right, you better then any other accomplished person. You know you are one of these people, if you’re correcting this. Please get over yourself, it’s really annoying,

Why You’re Not Happy

Relationship Rules

BRUNETTES HAVE MORE FUN

Baltimore, MD - Until recently, Americans long believed that blondes have more fun than brunettes and redheads combined, but a recent study conducted by researchers at the world-renown Johns Hopkins University Hospital in Baltimore, MD has disproved this long-held belief.

It was difficult, says Dr. Johns Hopkins, to identify the parameters of the study, including the definitions of some of the key terms associated with the research. “For example,” he said, offering an example, “what is ‘fun’? One person’s idea as to what constitutes fun is apt to differ from another person’s, just as the understanding of this concept is likely to differ among blondes, brunettes, and redheads and, for that matter, males and females.”

Since the study concerns women, rather than men, males’ concepts of fun were dismissed as researchers surveyed 1,000 blonde women, 1,000 brunette women, and 1,000 redheaded women. The results were tabulated, and the scientists concluded that fun, for women in general, regardless of hair color and intelligence quotient, consists of three types of activities, ranked in order from “most fun” to “least fun” as follows:

Shopping
Gossiping
Having sex.

With these parameters set and the term “fun” defined accordingly, the researchers gave 10 blondes, 10 brunettes, and 10 redheads $10,000 each of hard-earned taxpayers’ money that the federal government had previously confiscated from them upon the threat of fines and/or imprisonment for failure to comply with the Infernal Revenue Service’s (IRS's) shakedowns.

The women spent varying amounts of the cash on shopping, gossiping, and having sex, with brunettes spending more of their money on shopping, redheads on gossiping (as measured by the dollars they spent on various tabloids and celebrity magazines), and blondes on so-called marital aids, or sex toys, especially how-to manuals.

At the American Psychological Association’s Annual Convention on Annoying Human Behavior, the researchers presented their findings in the form of a chart that shows the three groups’ relative spending on the three areas of interest.

Source
P. Niss "Blondes DO have more fun--or do they?". Peroxide Blondes, December 22, 2006

DUCK, DUCK, BUSH.

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