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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Cabin Fever Margaritaville Carnival Feb 16-22

Click here for Lola's Diner's Cabin Fever Margaritaville Carnival

Lola over at Lola's Diner is having a Cabin Fever Margaritaville Carnival Feb 16-22.

Like many of you, a vacation is just not in the cards due to finances. So Lola came upon the idea of the Cabin Fever Margaritaville Carnival. Since Lola can't go on vacation and many of you can't either, Lola thought it would be great to have us all write about our favorite/most memorable vacation. If we don't have a favorite/memorable vacation, we can make one up! I NEED A VACATION TOO! I'm in!

Here are the rules:

1. To participate, you must post the Cabin Fever Margaritaville Carnival Badge and rules on your website and link back to Lola’s Diner so participants can sign up with Mr. Linky and they can find out more about it. Click here for Lola's Diner's Cabin Fever Margaritaville Carnival and to get the HTML Code for your blog.

2. Sign up with Mr. Linky TODAY to let us know you plan on participating.

3. On Monday, February 16th thru Sunday, February 22nd stop by Lola’s Diner to link to your individual Cabin Fever Margaritaville Carnival post instead of your home page. (Here is how you link to an individual post if you’ve never done it before: Right click on the date at the bottom of the post you want to link to (or the post title depending on where you blog) click “Copy Shortcut” and then paste it into Mr. Linky.If you make a mistake with your link just try again. Either I will delete the mistake or you can click on the smiley face next to your link and delete it yourself. You may need to hit “refresh” to see the smiley face on your screen.

4. Anyone is welcome to join. Just write your post and come back to Lola’s Diner Monday, February 16th thru Sunday, February 22nd to leave the link to your post in Mr. Linky at the bottom of my Sunday, February 15th Margaritaville Carnival post.)

5. During the Carnival, Monday, February 16th thru Sunday, February 22nd, you must blog about your most memorable vacation. Include photographs from your vacation if you can. If you don’t have a memorable vacation, then make it up! Blog about your fantasy vacation if you must.

6. During your Cabin Fever Margaritaville Carnival blog reading session wear a Hawaiian shirt, tie dye or other colorful shirt. Shorts optional.

7. You must provide your own frosty blender beverage or a cold one. (Alcohol or non-alcoholic, your choice. If you choose alcohol, don’t drink and drive.)

8. Turn up the heat/turn on the lights or open the drapes for the day you participate. No bundling up with a sweatshirt or a fleece Snuggie (The idea is to behave as though you're on a tropical vacation, not as though you're stuck in the frozen tundra.)

9. Sponge cake, six string, porch swing and flip-flops optional.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Friday, January 23, 2009

New treatment for Post Tramatic Syndrome

By Sylvia Perez and Christine Tressel
January 22, 2009 (WLS) -- Post traumatic stress disorder is a psychological health crisis usually associated with veterans. But it can be triggered by any traumatic event such as a car accident or physical assault.
Some people don't get better with conventional treatments.
Now, an area doctor says an injection commonly used to control pain, can also help a traumatized brain.
The sights and sounds of war. For some veterans the images and feelings don't go away.

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/xml?id=5755442

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

SLIPPING BLAGO A $20.00


This guy is a school teacher from Pontiac and he was on a field trip to Springfield a couple years ago when this picture was taken. His name is Paul Aplington. I don't care who you are, that's funny.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

ANNOYING PEOPLE- STOP YOUR FAKE SHIT


Does this sound familiar; do you have one of those friends that acts more like your mother then a friend? God I hate that. How about those people who watch John Stewart as if he were a religion. Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen his show and I think it’s funny, but to live and breath it is ridiculous. Like somehow it makes you smarter by watching him make fun of some stupid politician, great, funny. Like you’re in some special smart club now, good for you dumbass. How about the friend that spends all there free time on the computer, what the fuck… GET OUT SIDE AND GET A LIFE. Or even better yet, stay on the computer excessively and ignore your “Real family- “Personal” friendships only have friends you can type to. Fucking looser. Stay there in Fantasy land – were you can hide and type whatever silly stupid crap you make up, or want someone to think you are. If you computer junkie loser’s would get off you ass – you kids, partners, real friend may start to recognize you. Oh, by the way, just so you know – just because you know how to use a computer, it does not increase you IQ; IT SHRINKS THE SHIT OUT OF IT. Those Lesbian fake bitches with any kind of college degree, you’re the worst snobby bitches on the planet. You think your all that and a bag of chips, you know who you are. Most of you are Classist elite hiding behind your same boring short hair cuts, calling yourselves feminist, watching you politically funny show. Your fake plastic BORING cut out cardboard pieces. That’s right, you better then any other accomplished person. You know you are one of these people, if you’re correcting this. Please get over yourself, it’s really annoying,

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Why You’re Not Happy