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Friday, July 17, 2009

TGIF VGNO!

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Time For A Question - From Ann

What is one of the strangest dreams you've ever had?
Well, for my dooziest dream, be sure to stop over at Lola's Diner. I've been trying to think of another. I did have one with Nuns, and I remember typing it up because it was so bizarre, but it's on the dead laptop. Grrr.

From time to time I have dreams of being chased, but they aren't always the same, the people and circumstances are different, but the general theme is me being in hiding and being chased. The best way to describe it would be Lola trapped in one of the books in the series "Left Behind" by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins. I think "Desecration" may be the one. The one where they steal a Hummer and hide out in a Chicago high-rise (former insurance) building and they venture out periodically to gather other believers and bring them to safety. I don't really think I was Chloe, I think I would be more her husband Buck.

Every time I have one of these chasing dreams I end up actually screaming out in my sleep and scaring the bejesus out of Anastasia. I'm usually yelling "Helllllllp" and it sound like I'm in pain, but it's because I'm asleep and I'm really struggling to call out, so it's real guttural sounding.

Isn't weird how a book or movie can sometimes creep into your dreams?

What is a weird dream of yours? I bet there are some doozies!!



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Monday, July 13, 2009

Man Acquitted Of Stabbing Gay Man 61 Times In Response to Unwanted Sexual Advances

He Stabbed man 61 Times, But Was Acquitted of Murder.

This is absurd. A straight man stabbed a gay man in 2008 in response to alleged sexual advances. How is this right? What kind of world do we live in that a human being can kill another human being because of alleged unwanted sexual advances. And he didn't just kill him, he stabbed him 61 freakin' times. WTF?

How does this kind of injustice happen?

How many women are in jail right now for killing a man for unwanted sexual advances?

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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Yoga Cures Homosexuality???

Have you seen this? Hindu Guru Claims Homosexuality Can Be 'Cured' With Yoga.
"The world's most popular Hindu guru, Swami "Baba" Ramdev, has claimed homosexuality can be "cured" by yoga in a petition to India's Supreme Court."

"It can be treated like any other congenital defect. Such tendencies can be treated by yoga, pranayam and other meditation techniques," he said.

"Pranayam are a series of breathing exercises which include hyperventilation, a slow release of breath while chanting "Om"."

"His followers have said there are particular yoga positions which also help prevent sexual urges."
I personally don't think chanting "Om" will cure anything, but then again I am not a professional guru and I don't play one on tv.

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Friday, July 10, 2009

TGIF VGNO!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANN!

Time For A Question - From Ann

Seeing as I have Coldplay as my birthday party's "house band" (I live in my own little world, don't I?) I was wondering... what band, or artist, would you have play at your birthday party? I know this is going to be good.

I'm going to go with an artist that Anastasia and I always enjoy when she comes to Chicago. Melissa Ferrick. If you're not familiar with Melissa Ferrick, "Altogether, she received 12 years of formal music training, including two years each at the Berklee College of Music and the New England Conservatory of Music. Ferrick taught herself to play the acoustic guitar at Berklee, and dropped out after two years to pursue her music career." I've been to her CD signing at Borders on Broadway in Chicago and we've seen her at the Double Door, North Halsted Street Market Days and at Schuba's.





This is a link for Melissa Ferrick's "Drive". Kind of adult lesbian content. You've been warned. (No complaining that your eyes bled because you viewed this. That's why I didn't embed it.) Drive - Melissa Ferrick.

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Friday, July 3, 2009

TGIF VGNO! - And...Go Vote For Me!

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So, what are your 4th of July plans?

Oh, after you tell me your plans, be sure to stop over and vote for me in Lin's Duck and Wheel With String First Official Dork-Off Contest. All you need to do is click on the link, Duck and Wheel With String and post a comment that you are voting for me, Lola. Here is my no doubt award winning photo:
SO PLEASE, GO VOTE FOR ME, LOLA, BY LEAVING A COMMENTING SAYING THAT YOU VOTE FOR ME AT: Duck and Wheel With String.

Thank you!

Hope you all have a happy and safe 4th of July.

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What up Sarah?

Sarah Palin Resigning As Alaska Governer.



Why Sarah? I hope you or your family aren't having any health issues that precipitated this quick exit.

I can't help but wonder if there is some funny business going on. Is there some scandal about to break? Are you having an affair with a hottie in Argentina?

What's up Sarah?

Anyone have any ideas? Leave me a comment, I'd love to hear your theory.

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