Monday, June 29, 2009

Michael Jackson RIP

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Auto Dealer Sues Man Who Stole His Wife

Have you heard about this?

The 76 year old owner of one of the largest, possibly most recognized dealerships, Bob Rohrman, is suing a Chicago plastic surgeon for stealing his wife. Rohrman seeks $50,000 in damages. Rohrman's wife, Rhonda Kay Rohrman is 30 years his junior. Read about it here:
Automobile Dealer Suing Plastic Surgeon For Stealing His Wife - Chicago Tribune
Auto Giant Rohrman Sues Plastic Surgeon, Alleges He Stole His Wife - Daily Herald

This is one of his commercials, in case you're wondering who his is. It's from January 2009 and that is him in the commercial.

How does one sue someone for stealing their wife? Doesn't that pretty much make you a laughing stock? And in this case, being that he is such a well known name in the Chicagoland area, it pretty much makes him a laughing stock in all of Chicagoland, don't you think? What are the grounds for this lawsuit? Seriously. Can't be theft, surely you can't sue for having someone "steal" your spouse, if one could do that the courts would be clogged full of such lawsuits.

And of course this begs the question, she's only worth $50,000? Ok, perhaps he's suing in Small Claims Court? Ok, maybe there is a limit on the type of suit he filed, still.

Oh, and check this out, the guy's got his own blooper reel. Seems to me this whole lawsuit thing should be included.

I guess there really is "Only 1 Bob Rohrman". Lol!

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Monday, June 22, 2009

The Dallas Principles

The authors of The Dallas Principles would like to have as many Americans from as many different backgrounds as possible to sign on to these principles so we can help change the debate. All we're seeking is the same rights and responsibilities that non-LGBT people have. Nothing more, nothing less. Click on the "Join Here" button.

The following eight guiding principles underlie our call to action. In order to achieve full civil rights now, we avow:

1.Full civil rights for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender individuals must be enacted now. Delay and excuses are no longer acceptable.

2.We will not leave any part of our community behind.

3.Separate is never equal.

4.Religious beliefs are not a basis upon which to affirm or deny civil rights.

5.The establishment and guardianship of full civil rights is a non-partisan issue.

6.Individual involvement and grassroots action are paramount to success and must be encouraged.

7.Success is measured by the civil rights we all achieve, not by words, access or money raised.

8.Those who seek our support are expected to commit to these principles.

Being united by common principles and engaging in united action, we will achieve the following goals:
1. DIGNITY AND EQUALITY. Every lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender person has inherent dignity and worth, and has the right to live free of discrimination and harassment.
2. FAMILY. Every LGBT person has the right to a family without legal barriers to immigration, civil marriage or raising children.
3. ECONOMIC OPPORTUNITY. Every LGBT person has the right to economic opportunity free from discrimination in employment, public housing, accommodation, public facilities, credit, and federally funded programs and activities.
4. EDUCATION. Every LGBT child and youth has the right to an education that is affirming, inclusive and free from bullying.
5. NATIONAL SECURITY. Every LGBT person should have the opportunity to serve our country openly and equally in our military and foreign service.
6. CRIME. Every LGBT person should enjoy life protected against bias crimes.
7. HEALTH CARE. Every person should have access to affordable, high quality, and culturally competent health care without discrimination.
1. We demand that government officials act now to achieve full civil rights without delay.
2. Our organizations and individuals need to develop a collaborative and revolutionary new organizing model that mobilizes millions of supporters through emerging web and phone technologies.
3. All LGBT individuals must accept personal responsibility to do everything within their power for equality and should get involved in the movement by volunteering, giving and being out.
4. We will hold elected officials and our organizations accountable for being transparent and achieving full civil rights by active participation when possible and active opposition when necessary.
5. Our allies need to be proactive in public support for full civil rights.
6. Every government measure that quantifies the US citizenry must permit LGBT individuals to self-identify and be counted in every way citizens are counted.
7. We demand that the media present LGBT lives in fair, accurate and objective ways that neither include nor give credence to unsubstantiated, discriminatory claims and opinions.
FAQ's about The Dallas Principles.

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Click here for the authors of The Dallas Principles.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

What Time Is It?

Hammer time!

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Friday, June 12, 2009



Time For A Party Game

"If I Were A Pink Lady..."

Let's get our Pink Lady jackets and sew on our new names. My name starts with an 'L' so my Pink Lady name is Smokin' Molly. My partner Anastasia's name start's with 'A' so her Pink Lady name is Sassy Sue. Follow the chart to find your Pink Lady name.
A - D = Sassy Sue
E - H = Blogger Babe
I - L = Smokin' Molly
M - P = Naughty Nancy
Q - T = Hot Rod Helen
U - Z = Greased Lightning Gertie
Oh, I'm not even gonna say it, I know when you listen to this you'll be thinkin it anyhow. Lol!

Thank you for stopping by.
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You know you want to!

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Chastity Soon To Be Chaz

Chastity Bono Sex Change

Shortly after her 40th birthday in March of this year, Chastity, known to friends and family as Chaz has begun undergoing a sex change.

Hopefully Cher will take this much better than initially when Chastity came out as a Lesbian.

How cool is it for the transgendered community to now count the son of their icon as one of their members.

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Lesbian Prisoners Segregated

I bet the "lesbian prisoners" got your attention, didn't it? But seriously, this is all kinds of wrong.

Lesbian Prison Segregated Lesbians, Others.

Are they serious? They segregated "butch" looking women to break up relationships? How successful was that? I mean, how many butch/butch couples do you know? I've known a lot actually. Lesbian relationships aren't always butch/femme. And putting "butch" looking straight women with the "butch" lesbians? Just because they looked "butch", what? They might turn lesbian? I'm just trying to understand the thought pattern here. Oh yes, there was no actually thought put into it.

Then the guards taunted them and called them names?
"Separating women based on appearance, though, violates the Constitution's guarantees of equal protection and freedom of expression, said Helen Trainor, director of the Virginia Institutionalized Persons Project."
I smell a lawsuit.

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Shocking Website Re-Direct

Everyone needs to read this:
Anti-Equality Domain Linked to KKK - from The Advocate.
"“” into an Internet browser is an easy way to buy ceramic Ku Klux Klan figurines online."

"The National Organization for Marriage's actual website acts as an online fund-raising force and information center for opponents of marriage equality. But those looking to learn more without learning the real address first will be rerouted to, where visitors are greeted by Pastor Thomas Robb's warning of an alleged race war against Caucasians."

"Theodore Trentman, the domain's owner and a self-described Web advocate, said it's no accident. Trentman bought the domain name on April 8, 2009, because he said the routing brought viewers to a closer representation of the certified 501(c)(4) nonprofit."

"Trentman said his decision to associate the KKK with the NOM came down to a personal feeling that the organization was representing a philosophy similar to the Knights Party -- something he felt obligated to call out."

"I think the National Organization for Marriage hosts a different message than they think they do," Trentman said. "The true message is one of hate, division, and discrimination."

"Trentman owns around 16 other domain names for similar purposes. Trentman, whose domain was discovered Tuesday morning by blogger Jeremy Hooper, said he buys names that he feels members of the gay community should own. With his activism, the fight for equal marriage is not only for a consensus of public opinion but also for the most logical online hosting of one’s own."

In case you didn't understand this the first read-through (like me) if you type in that website address, "", you will be re-directed to "".

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Saturday, June 6, 2009

Lesbian Foster Parent's Victory

West Virginia Court Sides With Gay Couple in Custody Case. According to this article "Current law, the court says, encourages adoption by qualified foster parents and either Kutil or Hess should be considered - and perhaps favored - as a prospective parent."

Congratulations to Kathryn Kutil and Cheryl Hess on their victory. They plan on pursuing adoption of the 18 month old foster child.

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Thursday, June 4, 2009

Lola's Victory Garden Is Now Google PR2!

Yippee! One of my other blogs, Lola's Victory Garden, reached Google PR2 last month. The previous month Lola's Victory Garden was Google Page Rank of Zero.

Page Rank

Awesome! My other blog, Lola's Diner, maintained Google PR3 and Fire Crotch Rocket has maintained Google PR2. Yay!

If you'd like to check your Google Page Rank, click Google Page Rank Checker.

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