FIRE CROTCH ROCKET

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Gay Sex Causes Swine Flu - NOT!

Check this out: Doc Claims Gay Sex Causes Swine Flu - Courtesy of The Advocate.

Is this supposed 'Doctor' serious?
"According to Bernama, Malaysia’s state-run newspaper, Dr. V.M. Palaniappan, a practitioner of complementary therapy, lists avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities as preventative measures against H1N1."
"when one masturbates, or indulges in homosexual activity, his (her) body develops friction heat, and that produces acid, making the body hyperacidosed, giving burning sensation while urinating and toileting, and making the person an easy target for H1N1 infection."
Where did this 'Doctor' get his degree? A Cracker Jack box?

©2008-2009 Fire Crotch Rocket

5 comments:

StaceyC4 said...

Probably the same guy who once told people that sitting on a public toilet could get you pregnant!

john said...

that is so funny....hmmmm wonder what he is really trying to say?

john said...

oh, the sad thing is, some people will actually believe this. But then again, these are the same people that believes snake talk. You just got to laugh.

*lynne* said...

Yep. My country. I am ~so~ proud.

Ugh.

:p

Jane Doe said...

I guess medical degrees are easy to come by these days! And wouldn't heterosexual sex also create 'friction heat?' What a quack!